So I just found out Justin Bieber is set to star in a 3-D movie about his life.  Bieber announced this news in August, but I’m not 14 so I found out recently while reading an article in an old Vanity Fair I found in the waiting room of my vagina doctor.  No further details were given in the article, so I imagine it’ll look like this:

Or it’ll be 90 minutes of him blowdrying his hair, except all the more titillating cuz those locks’ll be ALL UP IN YO FACE!

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